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Sabtu, Mei 4

Funny Or Fact Collection (part 2) @funnyorfact


10 MOST FAVORITE TWEETS FROM FUNNY OR FACT

1. I'm perfectly happy being single..... Until I see a happy couple..

2. A jealous girlfriend, is a faithful girlfriend..

3. "You look pretty today" "Was I ugly yesterday??"

4. And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math..".

5. You say I’m "Dirty minded" but then how did you understand what I meant??

6. The BAD news : "There is no Key to Happiness." The GOOD news: "It isn't locked."

7. *Boyfriend and girlfriend showering together* Girl: "Baby I want you to do bad things to me" Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*.

8. All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her..

9. I Always Wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today.".

10. Teacher: Imagine you’re in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining..



Jumat, November 23

Funny Or Fact (Collection1)

What really matters in a relationship? Retweet = personality. Favorite = looks. Lets see who wins!
:S :C :H :O :O :L You can't find happy faces.
If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.
Boys lie more, but girls lie better.